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wake up derp you will be late for school but mom i dont want to go school everyone hates me
wake up derp you will be late for school but mom i dont want to go school everyone hates me
derp can you read your homework to me i can understand it
derp can you read your homework to me i can understand it
hey derp oh hi im just wanted to tell you that im going to rsvp to your party
hey derp oh hi im just wanted to tell you that im going to rsvp to your party
derpin around in le history class le teacher can anyone tell me why women could not vote before 1913
derpin around in le history class le teacher can anyone tell me why women could not vote before 1913
welcome to derp inc as your first day here we will have to do a test shall we begin open a browser please u are fired
welcome to derp inc as your first day here we will have to do a test shall we begin open a browser please u are fired
hey derp remember u have got that dentist appointment this morning frantically brush teeth for 10 min straight
hey derp remember u have got that dentist appointment this morning frantically brush teeth for 10 min straight
i really like u if u really feel the same about me give this paper back if not throw it out the window derp
i really like u if u really feel the same about me give this paper back if not throw it out the window derp
any question derp put your hand down
any question derp put your hand down
hey derp just seen the new avengers dont waste your time its not that good
hey derp just seen the new avengers dont waste your time its not that good
me girlfriend for 2 years its our anniversary derp its our anniversary what did u get me
me girlfriend for 2 years its our anniversary derp its our anniversary what did u get me
me playing call of duty suddenly a wild 7 years old appears hey derp can i play
me playing call of duty suddenly a wild 7 years old appears hey derp can i play
le me at the bus stop when a wild scumbag brain thought occurs hey derp u could murder all of the people at this bus stop
le me at the bus stop when a wild scumbag brain thought occurs hey derp u could murder all of the people at this bus stop
a wedding me u are the next is the that wedding where she says to me that but i have my revenge
a wedding me u are the next is the that wedding where she says to me that but i have my revenge
chillin like a boss hey derp oh hey derpina hey derp can i ask u a question sure derpina
chillin like a boss hey derp oh hey derpina hey derp can i ask u a question sure derpina
at the beach derpie did u put on your sunscreen yes mom ok then it hurts so much
at the beach derpie did u put on your sunscreen yes mom ok then it hurts so much
derp i wanna talk to u can u give me a fever that depends what is it can u take to walmart and get some milk
derp i wanna talk to u can u give me a fever that depends what is it can u take to walmart and get some milk
here derp they say an apple a day keeps doctor away ok thanks mom
here derp they say an apple a day keeps doctor away ok thanks mom
when i was a little derp in middle school i wasnt popular and was an anime dork and still i am
when i was a little derp in middle school i wasnt popular and was an anime dork and still i am
derp i forgot to get milk wait here how could she leave me here
derp i forgot to get milk wait here how could she leave me here
le dad derp go study challenge accepted derp go out and play ill tell dad to lighten up thanks mom did he buy it yes he did
le dad derp go study challenge accepted derp go out and play ill tell dad to lighten up thanks mom did he buy it yes he did
person next to me starts talking to me in class derpina stop talking but it wasnt me
person next to me starts talking to me in class derpina stop talking but it wasnt me
le me walking with derp suddenly a wild bee appears bee files off im watching u
le me walking with derp suddenly a wild bee appears bee files off im watching u
derp what do u want to be when u grow up ironman i mean for real genius billionaire play boy philanthropist
derp what do u want to be when u grow up ironman i mean for real genius billionaire play boy philanthropist
i was taking an exam at school when i noticed the same guy that had been copying my answers was behind me doing again so
i was taking an exam at school when i noticed the same guy that had been copying my answers was behind me doing again so
i was trying to sleep when i started to think about this girl i hate herpette
i was trying to sleep when i started to think about this girl i hate herpette
hello mr and mrs derpson i come from future the reason why am i here is because i am telling a bed news to u
hello mr and mrs derpson i come from future the reason why am i here is because i am telling a bed news to u
hey derp remember u have got that dentist appointment this morning frantically brush teeth for 10 minutes straight
hey derp remember u have got that dentist appointment this morning frantically brush teeth for 10 minutes straight
hi derp sup derp i like u do u have a girlfriend yep and today is our monthsary
hi derp sup derp i like u do u have a girlfriend yep and today is our monthsary
daddy eehhh mommy le 6 years old derpina eeehh le wild stranger appears why are u crying little girl my parents have fallen from the cliff eehh well then i guess its not ur lucky day wtf
daddy eehhh mommy le 6 years old derpina eeehh le wild stranger appears why are u crying little girl my parents have fallen from the cliff eehh well then i guess its not ur lucky day wtf
le me walking into popular girl at school hi popular derpina i have a boyfriend
le me walking into popular girl at school hi popular derpina i have a boyfriend
hey derp i go an awesome idea for a new and creative meme great lets do it
hey derp i go an awesome idea for a new and creative meme great lets do it
3 guys are waiting to be called for a job interview le secretary mr derpson the boss will see u now
3 guys are waiting to be called for a job interview le secretary mr derpson the boss will see u now
hey derpina do u know that beer contains female hormones after drinking a couple of them eh derp that is not true how can u tell i can neither drive nor shut the hell up
hey derpina do u know that beer contains female hormones after drinking a couple of them eh derp that is not true how can u tell i can neither drive nor shut the hell up
my brother and i with over new magekyou sharigan contacts derp i think we got our contacts switched up so give me mine
my brother and i with over new magekyou sharigan contacts derp i think we got our contacts switched up so give me mine
le walking to derp hey derp yes i just wanted to say i run faster than u u sure about that bbbbiii
le walking to derp hey derp yes i just wanted to say i run faster than u u sure about that bbbbiii
derp clean your room i already did poker face derp take out the trash i did poker face derp vacuum the floor bad poker face i did thanks derp
derp clean your room i already did poker face derp take out the trash i did poker face derp vacuum the floor bad poker face i did thanks derp
my contribution is to keep the house clean derp lift up your feet le mom
my contribution is to keep the house clean derp lift up your feet le mom
le me eating derpios bowl of derpios spoon
le me eating derpios bowl of derpios spoon
derp im buying u some balloons for your birthday tomorrow balloons are for babies the next day
derp im buying u some balloons for your birthday tomorrow balloons are for babies the next day
le mom ask to find something derp can u find my cellphone what it looks like what it feels like
le mom ask to find something derp can u find my cellphone what it looks like what it feels like
derpina i think we should break up why is there something wrong with me its not u honey its me
derpina i think we should break up why is there something wrong with me its not u honey its me
le me making out before biology 15 min later me and derpina in biology conducting the cheek cell lab
le me making out before biology 15 min later me and derpina in biology conducting the cheek cell lab
hey derp omg how do u even do those simple just build a cross connect and insert the f2l pairs then orient and permute the last layer cool huh forever alone
hey derp omg how do u even do those simple just build a cross connect and insert the f2l pairs then orient and permute the last layer cool huh forever alone
le me lets say my name is derpin babysitting little derp who is playing pokemon goes into other room to answer phone for a minute
le me lets say my name is derpin babysitting little derp who is playing pokemon goes into other room to answer phone for a minute
little pony
little pony
mom i hate this corflakes i dont want to eat it derpina u must eat it think about the people who live in africa without food
mom i hate this corflakes i dont want to eat it derpina u must eat it think about the people who live in africa without food
herp derp earthquake japan i should call my japanese friend to make sure he is ok
herp derp earthquake japan i should call my japanese friend to make sure he is ok
derpy wake up wha what the i dreamed about waking up
derpy wake up wha what the i dreamed about waking up
le fridge derps cake le bedroom 346 min later derp enter le kitchen after hard days work its cake time where is cake derperti did u eat le cake poker face yes i did gtfo
le fridge derps cake le bedroom 346 min later derp enter le kitchen after hard days work its cake time where is cake derperti did u eat le cake poker face yes i did gtfo
derp thy did u name your daughter the same as u wife watch hey herpina bring me some beer u are genius
derp thy did u name your daughter the same as u wife watch hey herpina bring me some beer u are genius
at marriage do u accept derpina as wife i accept the terms and conditions
at marriage do u accept derpina as wife i accept the terms and conditions
hey derp whats up im going out with my girlfriend u wanna come with us third wheel
hey derp whats up im going out with my girlfriend u wanna come with us third wheel
le me about to meet derpina hey there derp hi derpina
le me about to meet derpina hey there derp hi derpina
le me derpina around quand soudain derp go tidy your room but now okay le incredibly untidy the
le me derpina around quand soudain derp go tidy your room but now okay le incredibly untidy the
me as little derp le busy parents mommy daddy watch this what u are not watching me yes we are no u are no
me as little derp le busy parents mommy daddy watch this what u are not watching me yes we are no u are no
stupid dude and mr derp in a helicopter but why those ventilator on the roof cuz of the fresh air but im not hot wanna c what happens when i put them out
stupid dude and mr derp in a helicopter but why those ventilator on the roof cuz of the fresh air but im not hot wanna c what happens when i put them out
4th grade my teacher checking out my story i wrote derp this is a might fine story but i feet it needs a certain oomph to it
4th grade my teacher checking out my story i wrote derp this is a might fine story but i feet it needs a certain oomph to it
me just drawing when suddenly wild derp appears omg did u make that no i just appeared out of thin air what do u think
me just drawing when suddenly wild derp appears omg did u make that no i just appeared out of thin air what do u think
hey derpina what is the answer of question 21 question 21 no question 3141592
hey derpina what is the answer of question 21 question 21 no question 3141592
derp and derpi in a restaurant derp u know every hot girl i meet she has a weird thing weird thing like what her boyfriend
derp and derpi in a restaurant derp u know every hot girl i meet she has a weird thing weird thing like what her boyfriend
hello derp i want to play a game
hello derp i want to play a game
im sorry derpina i cant accept u as an assistant secretary because u are only a high school graduate u should know that
im sorry derpina i cant accept u as an assistant secretary because u are only a high school graduate u should know that
hery depette whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito i dunno what
hery depette whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito i dunno what
derp come help me clean the house not now mom come or ill ground u for a month may be later
derp come help me clean the house not now mom come or ill ground u for a month may be later
pool adventures verp derp herp lets go into the water common herp no dude no
pool adventures verp derp herp lets go into the water common herp no dude no
le least favorite relative talking oh derp i went on a wine testing trip just weak yipee wait do u spit or swallow aunt derpina
le least favorite relative talking oh derp i went on a wine testing trip just weak yipee wait do u spit or swallow aunt derpina
le derp and i about to pull out of a parking lot the awesome seatbelts and steering wheel when suddenly seatbelt light flashes on
le derp and i about to pull out of a parking lot the awesome seatbelts and steering wheel when suddenly seatbelt light flashes on
when its derp birthday omg derpina its my birthday where is my present well im your present derp
when its derp birthday omg derpina its my birthday where is my present well im your present derp
hey derpina here its that for me no its for dog
hey derpina here its that for me no its for dog
dont worry derpina i will never let go u have to derpina its the only way
dont worry derpina i will never let go u have to derpina its the only way
derp u are such a greek why do u waste so much time playing video games what have u done in your live
derp u are such a greek why do u waste so much time playing video games what have u done in your live
hey derp everything alright can i do something for u im fine although im freezin to death could u get me my slippers from upstairs alright brah
hey derp everything alright can i do something for u im fine although im freezin to death could u get me my slippers from upstairs alright brah
le mom finding the front door open did u or your step brother leave the front door open it wasnt me mom
le mom finding the front door open did u or your step brother leave the front door open it wasnt me mom
hey derpina here its that for me no its for dog yaaay oh whos dog mine or yours u dont say your dog here is a rose its from dog
hey derpina here its that for me no its for dog yaaay oh whos dog mine or yours u dont say your dog here is a rose its from dog
le derp and derpette derp what will u do if u could see my heart i will take u to the hospital
le derp and derpette derp what will u do if u could see my heart i will take u to the hospital
in class taking notes in pencil since i have no pens sat next to derpina who i have always like
in class taking notes in pencil since i have no pens sat next to derpina who i have always like
le random guy le derp joule per second what exactly
le random guy le derp joule per second what exactly
hey derp i back from shops i bought us some flavored lube to have some dirty times with
hey derp i back from shops i bought us some flavored lube to have some dirty times with
le herpin and derpin around in le liabrary hmm im kinda thirsty le wild soda machine appears
le herpin and derpin around in le liabrary hmm im kinda thirsty le wild soda machine appears
le herpin and derpin around in le liabrary hmm im kinda thirsty le wild soda machine appears
le herpin and derpin around in le liabrary hmm im kinda thirsty le wild soda machine appears
hey derpina how u have bean im good derp well i have been into music today what kind of music well there is a this singer called cody simpson
hey derpina how u have bean im good derp well i have been into music today what kind of music well there is a this singer called cody simpson
me as 6 yr old derpina playing with play doh all going well until got this brilliant idea i just had to try
me as 6 yr old derpina playing with play doh all going well until got this brilliant idea i just had to try
yo derpina well hello there derp randomly walking on a saturday morning when a wild of female friends appears
yo derpina well hello there derp randomly walking on a saturday morning when a wild of female friends appears
when i was younger le bowl of milk sturp sturp le mother derp stop that yes mom
when i was younger le bowl of milk sturp sturp le mother derp stop that yes mom
when i was a little derp i asked my mom a question mom what is love
when i was a little derp i asked my mom a question mom what is love
coming home drunk as usual wife dressed up like a ghost spooky vice derp stop drinking who r u im the devil cool bro i married your sister
coming home drunk as usual wife dressed up like a ghost spooky vice derp stop drinking who r u im the devil cool bro i married your sister
once a man name derp lived in memecenter he decided to follow his dreams of being featured
once a man name derp lived in memecenter he decided to follow his dreams of being featured
le little derpina derpina mom derpina dad mom why are u putting all of my old clothes into box
le little derpina derpina mom derpina dad mom why are u putting all of my old clothes into box
hey derp do u want to learn how to play solitaire sure hey this is pretty fun
hey derp do u want to learn how to play solitaire sure hey this is pretty fun
so today guest were going to come to my house and this is how it goes derrrrp derrrp
so today guest were going to come to my house and this is how it goes derrrrp derrrp
todays the big party at derp house hope my mom lets me go just play cool
todays the big party at derp house hope my mom lets me go just play cool
hi derpina hi what u are doing im talking to the world most beautiful girl oh merci derp thats very sweet
hi derpina hi what u are doing im talking to the world most beautiful girl oh merci derp thats very sweet
le me and derpette talking u know what derpette i have slept with the wanted guys lol omg reality
le me and derpette talking u know what derpette i have slept with the wanted guys lol omg reality
derp calling
derp calling
derp derp derp omg my lol is in voting  hope it gets high rates
derp derp derp omg my lol is in voting hope it gets high rates
hey derp i have something to tell u yes dad two hours later im just kidding u are not adopted
hey derp i have something to tell u yes dad two hours later im just kidding u are not adopted
hey derp my new livingroom furniture came in today would u help me set it up
hey derp my new livingroom furniture came in today would u help me set it up
hypah bomb derp i warned u do not stake directly at it
hypah bomb derp i warned u do not stake directly at it
time to get up for school derp ffiimmghghh derp are u getting up release the sound
time to get up for school derp ffiimmghghh derp are u getting up release the sound
navy brat me 6 years ago now derp we have to move again
navy brat me 6 years ago now derp we have to move again
das me just derping until derpa i made cookies coookieess so u like any boys its a trap
das me just derping until derpa i made cookies coookieess so u like any boys its a trap
derpina im breaking up with u but that means we cant see batman together okay nevermind
derpina im breaking up with u but that means we cant see batman together okay nevermind
my friend who thinks hes a smart shopper hey derp notice different thing about me
my friend who thinks hes a smart shopper hey derp notice different thing about me
le me le small derp on computer hey derp wanna play a fun game
le me le small derp on computer hey derp wanna play a fun game
my brother derp and i as a kid bored with nothing to do when suddenly i get an idea
my brother derp and i as a kid bored with nothing to do when suddenly i get an idea
french guy joins the us army sir private lederp reporting in welcome private lets go meet your team
french guy joins the us army sir private lederp reporting in welcome private lets go meet your team
just derp chillin when suddenly a wild genie appears
just derp chillin when suddenly a wild genie appears
somebody helps me theres a spider on my desk fear not derpina i will save  u
somebody helps me theres a spider on my desk fear not derpina i will save u
lets go derp u are not a kid anymore
lets go derp u are not a kid anymore
le me le crush i really need to tell her how i feel how will i say it listeb derpina i need to tell u something
le me le crush i really need to tell her how i feel how will i say it listeb derpina i need to tell u something
hello my name is derpelle i am very talented singer and i write my own songs with clean le song producer
hello my name is derpelle i am very talented singer and i write my own songs with clean le song producer
hey derp i wanted to let u know that im sleeping at a friends room tonight since she doesnt feel well
hey derp i wanted to let u know that im sleeping at a friends room tonight since she doesnt feel well
hey derp come in here for a second i need some help with derpbook
hey derp come in here for a second i need some help with derpbook
just me chillin at home derp we are going out shopping we will be back in 2 hours
just me chillin at home derp we are going out shopping we will be back in 2 hours
le me with derpina when i say omg i love the way it smells after it rains
le me with derpina when i say omg i love the way it smells after it rains
me my name is reevs two random guys at a bar hey guys my name is mister derps
me my name is reevs two random guys at a bar hey guys my name is mister derps
le me and derpette sharing a burger derp can i have a bite sure u are welcome that was delicious thanks derp
le me and derpette sharing a burger derp can i have a bite sure u are welcome that was delicious thanks derp
derpina is babysitting little herpina hey can we have dinner okay sweetie what do u want mac and cheese its in the basement
derpina is babysitting little herpina hey can we have dinner okay sweetie what do u want mac and cheese its in the basement
little derp coming home after playing outside,when he peeeked ,wired
little derp coming home after playing outside,when he peeeked ,wired
derpina face,normal anime cartoon and real
derpina face,normal anime cartoon and real
rather over weight me leaving the grocery store,suddenly see two derp walking
rather over weight me leaving the grocery store,suddenly see two derp walking
le me derpin on MC when suddenly mom yells ,derp what do you want to desserts
le me derpin on MC when suddenly mom yells ,derp what do you want to desserts
le me derping on the computer when suddenly damn the power out
le me derping on the computer when suddenly damn the power out
little derp sitting in the car and eating sneakers
little derp sitting in the car and eating sneakers
i believe  the ans is 4
i believe the ans is 4
derpina can you give me your messenger
derpina can you give me your messenger
i agree to the term & condition use in marriage
i agree to the term & condition use in marriage
during le class le teacher ask derp what do you want to grow up
during le class le teacher ask derp what do you want to grow up
derp making burger as a deal le mash here you go sir thank you
derp making burger as a deal le mash here you go sir thank you
hey is not that derp i never noticed before he did not have a car
hey is not that derp i never noticed before he did not have a car
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